If you’re a blogger, you probably use Google Analytics to check your stats from time to time. If you’re unfamilar with Google Analytics, it’s a site – powered by Google, that keeps track of how your website is doing. It tracks things like how many people visit your site, how long they actually spend on the site and some of the keywords they type (into Google) to find your site.
Here’s what it looks like (and no, that is not my page):
I have to admit that I don’t check Google Analytics all that often, but when I think to, I head there for one reason and one reason alone. To see how people are finding me – and honestly, not for any other reason other than to have a laugh. Some things that people type into Google are just plain weird.
So, last night I decided to head over to Google Analytics to see how people were finding me. Everything seemed normal at first. It seems that the majority of people were finding me based on some of the product reviews I’ve done and a few found me by looking up some of my crafty posts.
Then I came across the words “mom hole” and to my surprise, six people found me that way. And if that wasn’t bad enough, some other people found me by searching for “mommy hole”, “mom with hole”, just plain “hole”, “moms hole” and one person found my site by typing “up my hole tumblr” into their Google search bar.
Conclusion: There are a lot of pervs out there. And if that’s what you’re looking for, you’ll need Masshole Mommy after dark – not this site.