Hi Masshole Mommy readers! Chris here again with another guest post.
Last time I told you about my favorite job and now I am going to tell you about my least favorite job.
The worst job that I ever worked was as a delivery driver for a Pizza shop.
Don’t get me wrong, the money was good – not only did I get minimum wage, but I got to keep all my tips. I loved going home with cash in my pocket every night. I also didn’t mind driving around by myself with the radio blaring out Britney Spears songs again and again. My coworkers were nice and my manger was great. And all the free pizza I could eat was probably the singular greatest benefit any job can give you.
Unfortunately, I never did have the delivery to a house where a beautiful woman met me at the door in bathrobe and invited me in for my tip (a guy can dream right), but I did get a few people who tipped me in exact change (quarters, dimes nickels and pennies) and I did receive a six pack of Bud Light as a tip once.