Mar 252010

Ways To Tell A Guy His Fly Is Down:

1. “The cucumber has left the salad.”
2. “Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.”
3. “Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.”

4. “Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.”
5. “Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!”
6. “Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.”
7. “You’ve got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.”
8. “You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantaloons.”
9. “I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?”
10. “Men are From Mars, Women can see Your Penis.”

Anyone have any other ones to add?

  26 Responses to “10 Ways To Tell A Guy His Zipper is Down!”

  1. Lol. I always use the lame:
    "Flyin' a little low today"

  2. These are great! I haven't heard any of them.

    I always use: You're bard door is open and the chickens about the fly the coop.

  3. Tell your donkey that it is not time for air.
    YOu have an escapee from the funny farm.
    Awww is your zipper afraid of heights??

  4. Funneeee post! I tell my son "Johnny's out of jail". If I say this to hubs, he says "Yeah, and??" Wonder what he'd say if I replied, "Sweetie NO-ONE wants to see!!"

  5. I know I should NOT be sharing this in a public forum but my husband's fly is ALWAYS open. Swear to gawd! ALWAYS! Every day I'm pointing it out to him.

    Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing

  6. These are funny. Sometimes if my husband is displaying more than he ought I ask him if he's selling hot dogs.

  7. Hilarious! I use the barn door is open or the monkey needs to go back into the zoo if I'm nice. Otherwise, it's "Put Mr. Wanky away!"

  8. "The horse is out of the barn."

    "You trolling or queers (or women?)”

    "Your Cyclops has emerged!"

    β€œWhere’s that breeze coming from?”

  9. thanks for the giggles! toodles!

  10. aaah! These are hilarious! I LOVE the last one and number 4!

  11. Those are soooo funny! I can't top those!

  12. Too funny! The cucumber has left the salad! hahaha

  13. 4 and 10 cracked me up!

  14. My hubby AND son seem to have issues with their zippers. I'll have to use some of these one them πŸ™‚

  15. These are soooo funny! I should write them down! LOL!

  16. Laughing at all of them, but I think the cucumber one is my fave!

  17. LOL that's great:)

  18. I just tell people I can see their doodle.

    I haven't heard any of these before but lovin' them!

  19. I have never heard of any of those, hilarious!

  20. Too funny! I especially love, Love, LOVE the cucumber has left the salad!!!
    Have a great weekend. You just started mine of with a laugh.

  21. OMGness.. this is too funny! I will have to use some of these! Bwahaa! Stopping by from FF! Have a great weekend. πŸ™‚

  22. Priceless!
    Thanks for following…

  23. Happy Friday Follow
    returning the follow…
    Love #10 – gets right to the point.

    My Wonderfully Dysfunctional BLOG


  25. Very good! I will have to use these… funny.

    Love to you

  26. Friday following! #10 is my fave!