Jun 282013

Hi Masshole Mommy readers! Chris here again with another guest post.

Today I am going to tell you about the new LOVE in my life – Jennifer. You can call her my mistress/new squeeze or whatever, but she is here to stay and her fingers bring me so much happiness that I will never stop seeing her.   In fact, I want to see her more frequently.  Now don’t worry,  Masshole Mommy not only knows about her, but encourages me to go see her when ever I need some stress relief.  And to make the experience more entertaining and fulfilling, Masshole Mommy likes to come along to watch and she even joins in.  Also, the thing was totally Masshole Mommy’s idea!  She was with Jennifer first, so she knows all about her special talents!  Not to worry, I am talking about our new Pedicurist.

Masshole Mommy has gotten me hooked on them! So much so that before every weekend outing/getaway we go on, getting pedicures is now our first stop.  She has magic hands and let me tell you, I have alligator feet, so she earns her tip.  My footsies are so thankful for her.  Also, now I can wear flip flops to show them off all the time.  Now for you male readers that think this is too feminine for a guy to do  – YOU are totally wrong.  One hour session with Jennifer and you be proposing to her at the end.  My favorite part is the exfoliating scrub where she scrapes the dead skin off and massages my feet.  And to top the whole thing off you are sitting in a massage chair the whole time. 

Lately, I am finding myself coming up for ideas for weekend getaways  just to get the pedicure first.  But alas Masshole Mommy does have one rule about my relationship with Jennifer.  I can not go see her alone.  Every time I go, she goes.  But it is rewarding to watch your wife pay your mistress.


About Christian Rue

Christian is married to Masshole Mommy. A Massachusetts native, he's happy to still be living here, but he also enjoyed living in several states & two other countries during his 20 years in the Air Force. These days, in addition to being a retired Air Force firefighter, he works for our fine government as an accountant. Chris loves movies, reading, comedy and spending time with his family.

  20 Responses to “A Guys Take on Pedicures”

  1. What a threesome you, Robin and Jennifer are…. You only live once so you gotta do what you gotta do.

    • I am thinking of brining a forth into the mix and have a girl massage my scalp during the pedicure

  2. That is a riot. I need to start getting pedicures myself! Grant’s feet would scare Jennifer for sure, so I wouldn’t do that to her. Glad you have found a new love!

  3. I loved this and seriously great guest post!! 🙂

  4. So. Damn. Funny!!!!!

  5. Hooked on them

  6. I have always tried to explain to guys how awesome pedicures are. Glad you took the plunge!

  7. I wish my husband would get his gnarly feet a pedicure 🙂 Funny post!

  8. Hysterical!! I bet most guys would like a pedicure. Who doesn’t like having their feet softened up and rubbed?? I want to surprise my daughter w/a pedi this summer, I’m guessing she’s going to love it. 😉

  9. Now that seems like my kind of date… I should get hubby to get his done. Thanks for the giggle this morning! 🙂

  10. Aren’t they fabulous? I’m trying to encourage my husband to go get them just for the chair lol

  11. That’s great! I’ve thought about the threesome bit. I have one callous on my foot that is bad. Embarrassed, I don’t go. Maybe I should.

  12. I have never been, my my father in law loves them! I always thought it a bit weird, but I guess men love them just as much as women do!

  13. Oh how I love that special treat!

    Rick is so ticklish no one can get near his feet but my mom and dad do go get their’s none together. My dad loves to get his feet done.

  14. I love a man who isn’t afraid to have a pedicure!!!

    (¸¤ Lanaya | xoxo

  15. You’re so wild! I wonder if my husband might want to find a mistress of his own like this. He’s never gotten a pedicure. But then again, I’ve only gotten two ever.

  16. Gord adores pedicures! Sometimes he even goes without me!

  17. That is awesome! I wish more men would follow in your footsteps (pun was totally intended!)

  18. I’ve missed so much on your blog,life has been way too busy! Love this post! I actually convinced my husband to get a pedicure for the first time in his life this past weekend. It never happened because we ended up at the hospital, but he still wants one-and he sure does need it!

  19. It takes a real man to admit he has a problem, LOL.