Hi Masshole Mommy readers! Chris here again with another guest post.
Today I am going to tell you about the new LOVE in my life – Jennifer. You can call her my mistress/new squeeze or whatever, but she is here to stay and her fingers bring me so much happiness that I will never stop seeing her. In fact, I want to see her more frequently. Now don’t worry, Masshole Mommy not only knows about her, but encourages me to go see her when ever I need some stress relief. And to make the experience more entertaining and fulfilling, Masshole Mommy likes to come along to watch and she even joins in. Also, the thing was totally Masshole Mommy’s idea! She was with Jennifer first, so she knows all about her special talents! Not to worry, I am talking about our new Pedicurist.
Masshole Mommy has gotten me hooked on them! So much so that before every weekend outing/getaway we go on, getting pedicures is now our first stop. She has magic hands and let me tell you, I have alligator feet, so she earns her tip. My footsies are so thankful for her. Also, now I can wear flip flops to show them off all the time. Now for you male readers that think this is too feminine for a guy to do – YOU are totally wrong. One hour session with Jennifer and you be proposing to her at the end. My favorite part is the exfoliating scrub where she scrapes the dead skin off and massages my feet. And to top the whole thing off you are sitting in a massage chair the whole time.
Lately, I am finding myself coming up for ideas for weekend getaways just to get the pedicure first. But alas Masshole Mommy does have one rule about my relationship with Jennifer. I can not go see her alone. Every time I go, she goes. But it is rewarding to watch your wife pay your mistress.