Aug 052013

Back in the day I remember getting hit on by some pretty seedy looking fellers in dingy bars like Christophers (Raynham, MA),  Brendan’s Pub (East Bridgewater, MA), which has long since closed and the Turnpike Cafe (Canton, MA) -aka “The Pike”.  Seeing as I occasionally hung out in places like that, I’ve heard my fair share of ridiculous pick up lines and although a few worked, most were real bad.

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Anywho, for your amusement, here are some of my favorite pick up lines of all time:

  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me.
  • I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  • Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

And last, but not least…my all time favorite pick up line: You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

There are a million of them, but these are a few that crack me up.  Do you have any funny ones to add to the list?

PS- three of those pick up lines would have gotten a guy my number.  Want to guess which ones?

  25 Responses to “Great Pick Up Lines”

  1. LOL Those are pretty cheesy – I haven’t heard many of those.

  2. I heard so many back in the day and I too hung with my girlfriends at some lovely places. I don’t think any of those would have swept off my feet, but just made me laugh in their faces. In fact I am sure I did laugh in some poor guys faces with the running one on more then one occasion, because I heard that one more then a few times!!

  3. Some of those are pretty funny! I remember I had a few people say some that at the time I was thinking they were out of the box. Now I forget them. I wasn’t much of a bar person until I went to grad school. In Savannah, GA at one bar they would give the ladies 5 free drinks on Thurs. nights. Well I never had class on Fridays, so I went a lot. I’m such a lightweight. I often would go get my fourth and fifth and hand them to a guy that was with us. One time when I drank all 5, I couldn’t remember 1/2 the night. Not good.

  4. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me!! Yep some real winners back in the day lol

  5. Seriously do these actually work for people? I would totally eye roll and dismiss! But then again, if he were cute and was purposely being corny just to start a convo, then maybe. Oh CRAP. I’m a sucker!

  6. I have used some math lines that haved worked:
    Want to be perpendicular lines and interconnect?
    Your beauty is like pie it goes on forever.
    Me + you minus our clothes = a good time

  7. Hahaha … these were great for a good laugh this morning!

    (¸¤ Lanaya | xoxo

  8. Your husband just incorporated Math into his pick up lines, hahahahhahaa.
    My son (second oldest) uses stupid cheesy lines and it almost always works. He’s ridiculous. We laugh when he gets a big fail. These things amuse family members. 😉

  9. OMG… if someone would have said any of those to me… they would be History.

  10. There were some pick up lines I’ve never even heard of before in there! LOL. Particularly the Windex one. Too funny.

  11. Was your father an astronaut? Because your ass is out of this world.

  12. LOL these are so funny and cheesy!

  13. I used to work in a mall. You know that kind of crappy pickup lines I would get on a daily basis? Enough to last a lifetime, that’s for sure. I was selling calendars in the middle of the mall during Christmas. One guy would come in every week and ask where the girly calendar of me was. He wasn’t buying one until I was featured. Um- gross. Another guy’s bright idea of a pickup line was asking me what kind of shampoo I use. Seriously, dude? Keep moving along… I think I would have much preferred some of these stupid pickup lines over half the crap I had to deal with!

  14. Those are some pretty bad pick up lines 🙂 I’m glad that I don’t have to date anymore, I heard some horrible pick up lines when I was younger!

  15. Are those what the men are using these days? Mercy! I’ve been out of the dating loop so long, that if a guy ever said one of those to me, and would be running away and fast! (I’ve been with my husband, through dating 7 years and marriage for 24 years!! All of my adult life!!)

  16. Cheesy pick up lines are so much fun because of how funny they are haha.

  17. Too funny! I think the Tennessee one is my favorite.

  18. The Windex one is pretty funny (and totally ridiculous, of course).

  19. I have to say I like the first one the best! They are all pretty classic though!

  20. hehe so something my hubs would say thinking he was all suave!

    3 hmmm …..

  21. Not sure these would work on me, which one did your hubs use?

  22. Those are all awesome. The ten I see one is so funny!

  23. Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world…

  24. Those are horribly cheesy! I’d probably would have no choice but to smile if someone said those to me, because it would take some serious guts to say something that embarrassing. 😉