Oct 222010
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Halloween Things That Sound Dirty but Aren’t:

1. So…What did you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.
5. You scared me stiff!
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling.
8. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed but couldn’t get my mouth around it.
11. She’s a goblin!
12. I’d like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
13. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
14. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
15. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.
16. Let me see your big sack!
17. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use two hands.
18. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
19. I got the best piece from that house.
20. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

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  18 Responses to “Halloween Things That Sound Dirty but Aren’t”

  1. LOL that’s a funny post.
    I am a new follower

  2. hahahahahaha oh my, Halloween suddenly sounds quite promising *blinks*

  3. Thank you so much for the laugh this morning!! I really needed it!

  4. Seriously I am coming to your neighborhood for Halloween it sounds much funner then mine lol.. Those were hilarious

  5. HAHA! Love it.

    New follower from Friday blog hop.

    Love for you to visit me at http://stephanieandadambaby.blogspot.com

  6. Lol, love this post!
    I’m following from Friendly Friday Follow. Have a great day!

  7. LOL, thats just too funny. thankx

  8. “Let me see what’s in your sack.” LOL….
    hilarious post. I guess you know where MY mind is right now…

  9. ha. That put a smile on my face for the rest of the day.

  10. I’m following from FF… would love a follow back at http://www.ourkidsmom.com

  11. Lol, your so goofy! I love them!

  12. Ew! I just saw your tweet, if you lick it it will last longer..then the link to this post..I am NOT licking your blog. There’s NO HAWT men posted…lol.
    Love ya Robin!

  13. That is awesome. So how long did it take you to come up with that? I am loving your Halloween related posts.

  14. haha hilarious! Thanks im your newest follower i’d love a follow back

    Tania @ http://myadventures-in-mommyland.blogspot.com

  15. Hello I am a new follower.

  16. lol hilarious!! I love it!

  17. All good.. thanks for the laugh