Aug 172011

If you’re a blogger, you probably use Google Analytics to check your stats from time to time.  If you’re unfamilar with Google Analytics, it’s a site – powered by Google, that keeps track of how your website is doing.  It tracks things like how many people visit your site, how long they actually spend on the site and some of the keywords they type (into Google) to find your site.

Here’s what it looks like (and no, that is not my page):

I have to admit that I don’t check Google Analytics all that often, but when I think to, I head there for one reason and one reason alone.  To see how people are finding me – and honestly, not for any other reason other than to have a laugh.  Some things that people type into Google are just plain weird.

So, last night I decided to head over to Google Analytics to see how people were finding me.   Everything seemed normal at first.  It seems that the majority of people were finding me based on some of the product reviews I’ve done and a few found me by looking up some of my crafty posts. 

Then I came across the words  “mom hole” and to my surprise, six people found me that way.  And if that wasn’t bad enough, some other people found me by searching for “mommy hole”, “mom with hole”, just plain “hole”, “moms hole” and one person found my site by typing “up my hole tumblr” into their  Google search bar.

Conclusion:  There are a lot of pervs out there.  And if that’s what you’re looking for, you’ll need Masshole Mommy after dark – not this site.

  7 Responses to “Keyword Search Terms”

  1. I have to say, as of yet, no one has found me through any perverted word searches. (Should I be offended here?)

    Which is surprizing since I once posted a “How To Tuesday” post entitled “Mastering The Caulk.”

    Which by the way, involves a lot of practice and many, many paper towels.


  2. BWAHAHAHA well, I did a review of a latex rubber pacifier a while back. I think ever person on the planet with a fetish for latex has been to my blog LOL. I have had several other weird searches too, like teens in diapers and women in diapers. A little bizarre. “Welcome to my blog, fetish weirdos, you won’t find what you are looking for here!”.

  3. Omg..people are so gross! This makes me curious to check out my page 😉

  4. LOL – ewwwwwwww!!!

  5. hahahahaha!!! someone once found my blog by typing in ass clapping… what the hell?

  6. I’ve come up several times under “naked girls in walmart”… I think people have too much free time!

  7. Great info! Thanks for the post!