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New Year’s Funnies

December 31, 2013 By: Masshole Mommy

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Do you have any big plans for tonite? Β Chris & I are just planning on staying in with the kids and in all honesty, we will probably be in bed by 10 pm. We’re lame like that.

Anyhow, I found these funnies that cracked me up, so I thought I’d share.

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What are you up to tonite? Β Any fun plans?


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  1. Chris says

    December 31, 2013 at 6:19 am

    More likely in bed by 9

  2. Rosey says

    December 31, 2013 at 6:36 am

    We’re pretty lame here too but we’ve got a 20-something crew in the crowd right now so I’m sure it’ll be more fun/active than usual. πŸ™‚

  3. Janine Huldie says

    December 31, 2013 at 8:08 am

    Loved the funnies. My husband has to work today, but will be home around 5 or so. I bought some goodies (appetizers and such). Now just have to decide on dinner and hope to be up when the ball drops (old here too!). Happy New Year!!

  4. feedmedearly says

    December 31, 2013 at 8:26 am

    Very funny, especially because I was given an actual gym membership for Christmas. Happy New Year.

  5. kristimaloney says

    December 31, 2013 at 8:52 am

    Yeah – we are like you…to bed early. Although the boys think they are going to stay up until midnight! ha ha ha But earlier tonight we are going to see Frozen and take the kids out to eat – this is our New Year’s Eve tradition. πŸ™‚ Happy New Year!

  6. Gina says

    December 31, 2013 at 9:03 am

    Nothing fancy – dinner with my best friend and an early bedtime.

  7. stevebethere says

    December 31, 2013 at 9:07 am

    LOL and my New Year resolution is not to make any New Year resolutions πŸ˜‰

    Have a very Happy New Year & all the best for 2014 πŸ˜‰

    PS: Loved your comment over at mine heheh!

  8. Domesticated combat boots says

    December 31, 2013 at 9:35 am

    We are lame too. I did buy champagne!

  9. Kelley Beckett says

    December 31, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Hahaha, I love that last one!!! Happy New Year!

  10. Alissa Apel says

    December 31, 2013 at 10:51 am

    We’re lame to. HA HA! Last year we had a dance party for the boys. This year we’re heading out to see the in-laws, or should I call them the out-laws? Anyhow it’s early to bed, early to rise for us.

  11. Alissa Apel says

    December 31, 2013 at 10:52 am

    As far as New Year Resolutions go. I don’t usually make one. But this year I want to make it a goal to do more artsy craftsy things with Isaak. He enjoys that stuff. I need to teach him how to paint with different types of paint, and more.

  12. Alexis AKA MOM says

    December 31, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Still feeling yucky, probably bed early … lol

  13. Raine says

    December 31, 2013 at 11:00 am

    omg, that lists one is too funny!

  14. Teena in Toronto says

    December 31, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Soooooooooooooo true!

  15. Teresa Kindred says

    December 31, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    My plans? A good book and a soft bed! Blessings to you! Teresa from NanaHood

  16. My Journey With Candida says

    December 31, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    I would love to be more positive and less sarcastic. Let me know how that one goes for you. Hahahahahha…. It would last for me about 2 seconds.

  17. Paula J says

    December 31, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Hi Robin!! Haven’t talked to you forever! I bet I”ll beat your bedtime tonight haha πŸ™‚
    Happy New Year!!!

  18. sparkling74 says

    December 31, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    Love #4 because I’m a spelling and grammar nut. I can’t help myself.

  19. mommyoutside says

    December 31, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    Pretty much the same here. Chris and I – and to be clear that’s MY Chris not your Chris – will most likely be asleep before the three year old. She’s like the energizer bunny. Well you know, if he had tantrums.

  20. gossipmoms says

    December 31, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    Wait for my hubby fall asleep & put powder in his hand, & take a string & rub it across his face, & YOU KNOW THE REST LOL

  21. Foodie in WV says

    December 31, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    I won’t be staying up much past 10 either πŸ™‚ I hope you have a great New Year!

  22. Sue says

    December 31, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    Those are cool funnies… Hoping to stick to some New Year’s Resolutions. My daughter and I are staying up .. not sure about the guys around here.

    Happy New Year!

  23. juli says

    December 31, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    Well, it’s 7:51, so my money’s on unconscious by 11:03. Tony’s got to be somewhere early in the am, and the kids and I are hanging out all day in ‘da jammies, mainly so I don’t have to do more laundry. I may even take a nap.

    Good times. πŸ™‚

  24. ladymarielle says

    December 31, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    ahaha those were hilarious!! love the one about gaining 20 pounds over the holidays and making a new year’s resolution to lose 10 ahahahah

  25. Christina @ It's a Keeper says

    January 1, 2014 at 1:33 am

    These are great!

  26. Michele says

    January 1, 2014 at 6:52 am

    I think I fell asleep at 9 PM last night! The days of partying are long gone. Today–well I’ll probably read some and generally relax–Happy and Peaceful New Year to you and yours (and NO I do not bother making resolutions any more!!!!)

  27. Carla Bruns (@RealInto) says

    January 1, 2014 at 7:39 am

    I was in bed at 10:00. πŸ™‚ Happy New Year!

    Great funnies!

  28. Rorybore says

    January 1, 2014 at 11:13 am

    LOL. Especially the New Year’s resolutions. why do we bother? I never make any. It’s basically the same thing each year: be happy, be healthful, laugh and love a lot. No need to get complicated, right?

  29. Karen Hewitt says

    January 1, 2014 at 12:20 pm

    Hehehe these are funny. I tried to stay up but crashed early lol. I decided that this year I will not make a resolution, rather a business plan for my life in detail to make it easier to follow

  30. Elise says

    January 1, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Those are hilarious! We went to a bit New year’s bash some friends were hosting, but came home early and were in bed shortly after 11:00.

  31. Sarah says

    January 1, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    Loving the second to last one that is very likely the best resolution I couldn’t make πŸ˜‰ (gave up making them years ago as they last 5 seconds at most. x

  32. becca says

    January 1, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    lol those were brilliant i love a good laugh every day thank you

  33. JadeLouise Designs (@JadeLDesigns) says

    January 1, 2014 at 3:15 pm

    Oh those are funny! We had a family dinner with the inlaws last night. And celebrated with Fireworks….3 hours early cause the kids were tired and wanted to go to bed. lol. So we did the fireworks and the kids and inlaws went to bed. And then the hubs and I stayed up watching Last Man Standing. lol. We brought in the New Year with Laughing. πŸ™‚

  34. Ronnie Epstein says

    January 1, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    ajajaja great ones. Loved them – they brought out a chuckle. I didn’t make any new years resolutions this year… I didn’t stick to any last year!

  35. Lawna says

    January 1, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    Those are funny! I do have to say though, I need to renew my membership and actually use it!

  36. Pam W says

    January 1, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    We are so lame too. I attended a twitter chat last night and Bryan went to bed. ha!

  37. anita (@KetoWoman) says

    January 1, 2014 at 4:45 pm

    I have teenagers to impress so I had no choice but to stay up till midnight. We watched the Hobbit and had a great time.

  38. corinne1989 says

    January 1, 2014 at 6:58 pm

    Love these! Thanks for the smiles to start out the new year. Pinning this to bring smiles next year too.

  39. Theresa says

    January 1, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    No resolutions made here. I’m fabulous at being a jerk, so why change? Lol. We stayed in playing board games all night, other than stepping out for a few to watch Frozen with our girls. Perfect New Year’s Eve!

  40. Jennifer Williams says

    January 1, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    We always stay up until after midnight, I can not believe you go to bed before that. Of course I only stay awake because my youngest and our dogs are terrified of the fireworks and I spend the entire night wishing it would hurry up and be over. I hate to ruin anyone’s fun but a child in fear for hours is not fun!

  41. Lady Lilith says

    January 1, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    Lol. I did not really do anything special to bring in the new year but I did get a good laugh from your illustrations. Thank you for sharing.

  42. Ameena says

    January 1, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    You are not the only one who was in bed early last night! Too hard to do anything with kids – although I like to use that as an excuse. Basically I am just lazy!

    Funny…the first one is me!

  43. toughcookiemommy says

    January 1, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    My only fun plans last night were watching the ball drop with my boys around me and my husband right next to me. We enjoy staying home and ringing in the New Year than anything else.

  44. Joyce says

    January 1, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    I keep hoping for a slim body and fat bank account, but the good Lord keeps getting that one backwards. I guess I’ll go with my daughter’s resolution, to remember to write 2014 on all of my dates. Upping the flossing would be good, too. Good luck with your resolutions.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2013/12/wordless-wednesday-tea.html

  45. Pam says

    January 2, 2014 at 12:15 am

    I have seen a few of those before. Too funny! We had a quiet night at home but we did stay up past midnight and watch a few movies. Happy New Year!

  46. Heather says

    January 2, 2014 at 12:25 am

    Haha very cute! We stayed up long enough to kiss and planned our vacation. Not bad. I don’t mind being lame ;0)

  47. Annie Mai says

    January 2, 2014 at 12:28 am

    LOL that made my night, I needed a good laugh before bedtime πŸ˜›

  48. Amanda McMahon says

    January 2, 2014 at 6:56 am

    ha! those are some cute ones, especially the “resolution” of the screen one!

  49. HilLesha says

    January 2, 2014 at 9:23 am

    So funny! I didn’t have wild plans for NYE or New Year’s except for trying to get my daughter to feeling better. She has been sick with bad cold for a little over a week now. Then, I had to go to ER last night, because I was experiencing health issues of my own besides a cold. Still not feeling quite up to par!

  50. Kim @ What's That Smell? says

    January 2, 2014 at 10:56 am

    A couple of those cracked me up. And seemed oddly fitting πŸ™‚

  51. Ashley Gill says

    January 2, 2014 at 11:11 am

    HAH! Those are funny! Son was in bed by 8:30, daughter lasted until just after 11 on the couch. I however fell asleep around 11:30 only to wake back up at 11:58 and demand my husband change the channel so we could watch the ball drop! Happy New Year!

  52. Liz Mays says

    January 2, 2014 at 11:13 am

    Yep, I’m totally lame for New Year’s Eve too. I was in bed by 10:30 pm. I’m such a whooper-upper! These someecards were making me laugh too! LOVE the sarcastic one and the nailed down plans one.

  53. amanda ripsam says

    January 3, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    We are going out tonight 1/3/2014. I’m going on a date night with hubby. were going to see dueling piano’s play while we eat dinner at this place called Monaco Bay in Kalamazoo Michigan. I will post photo’s and blog all about it later as it’s our 8 year wedding anniversary. Officially the longest relationship either of us have been in.

  54. Nolie says

    January 3, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    LMAO love the last one

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